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1) In-Game Name:daz/daza

2)Who recommended you:younoob

3)Why do you want to join ASM:i like hostys its fun ,people are funni [[ fun / funny ]]

4)How would you help the clan:id be there alot,help out wer i can,id obey the rules and tell people to read the motd if they dnt no how to play

5) Which server do you play on:your one ,zm,or glaswar if i wana take a break

6)Do you have a mic:nope

7)How often do you usually play CS:S a day/week:so theres 24 hr/a day X7 = 500 0r sumin i play lyk 30

8)Do you live in America? If so, which region are you from? If not, where are you from?:im a lil lepricon from ireland

9)How old are you(Optional):15 [/i][/b][b]

im after getting a mic

khoas you try eat my insides ill bit your left nut rawr

im not a noob im daz playn since summer 07



o nd consider getting another hosty server kuz its hard to get on this one most lil unobaying newbs -.-

is he goin to be active on the forums?

daza wrote:

im after getting a mic

khoas you try eat my insides ill bit your left nut rawr

im not a noob im daz playn since summer 07



o nd consider getting another hosty server kuz its hard to get on this one most lil unobaying newbs -.-

Maybe if we get enough donations! Maybe...

i dont av a credit card or anything

i cant donate but i will be active on this site

hmmmmmmm cough say yes cough

omg u shoulda been on ur server today at 18:45 gmt.....alot a shit happnd dats y im not playn
ill wait a bit later ...=]

can iv the zombie ip pwease


hahahahaha look it these jokes


1.i asked your mom whats for dinner.....she opend her legs and said crabs .....

2.your moms pubs are so hairy n thick when your brother was born he died from carpet burn haha ..i no not so good

iv some jokes hear i heard before.....

Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time outs, notes home, missed recesses - but could do nothing with them. Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.

The first boy went in and sat in a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked, "Do you know where God is?" The little boy just sat there.

The priest stood up and asked again, "Son, do you know where God is?" The little boy trembled but said nothing.

The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?"

The little boy bolted out of the chair ran past his friend in the waiting room, all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head. His friend had followed him home asked, "what happened in there?"

The boy replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk


haha good ns !




man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.

"What's the matter, buddy?" asks the bartender.

"It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!''

''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender.

''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated. When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head!"

''Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my goddamned forehead!''

''That would sure mess up my day."

''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!''

Accepted. Welcome to ASM!